why i love super mario balotelli
>Survived a usually fatal disease at birth.
>£10,000 in parking fines.
>Car impounded 27 times.
>£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
>Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside.
>Rescued a child from bullying.
>Threw tomatoes at som Serie A managers.
>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting.
>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club.
>Thinks milk with tea is strange.
>Bibotelli saga.
>Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week.
>Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now."
>Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board.
>Came back from there with a giant trampoline, a Vespa and Scalectrix.
>Started fights with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards at training.
>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore whilst playing for Inter.
>Went on TV in an AC Milan shirt with his name on whilst playing for Inter.
>U21s game for Italy, he kicked a swedish player while he's down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.
>Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrated in front of the Man Utd fans.
>After the FA cup final, on LIVE TV, says "This season I have been s***. Can I say that?"
>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real shithole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash laid on the passenger seat.
>When asked ''why?'' he said "because I'm rich."
>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy from the pitch.
>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had won.
>Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show.
>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs.
>*** mental chicken hat.
>When he won the European Golden Boy trophy, said he had never heard of Jack Wilshere.
>He said he would find out who Wilshere was so he could remind him he came second.
>Drove his car in to a women's prison so he could have a look around.
>Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed.
>Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial.
>Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.
>Set house on fire using fireworks.
>He said that only Messi is "a little stronger" than him, and he is better than all the other players.
>"Why always me?" shirt, made for him by City kitman.
>Drove around Manchester high fiving City fans from his car the day after the 6-1 victory over Man Utd.
>Became the face of a firework safety campaign days after setting his house on fire.
>Hands £20 notes out to strangers when in Manchester.
>Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne.