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Zitat

Original von Andex
muss schon ne tolle sache sein, sich mit nem "dumben" bot zu unterhalten

Ja, macht sogar mehr Spaß, als mit echten Menschen!
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Zitat

Original von Werner
Hier könnt ihr mit Eliza reden : http://bs.cyty.com/menschen/e-etzold/archiv/science/rat.htm

Hier könnt ihr mit Gott reden : http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Können sehr geile Gespräche rauskommen.Gott ist schlauer als Eliza

Sehr geile Gespräche Jungs xD

Me:
how intelligent are you?
God:
My IQ is over 250 in human terms.
Me:
how intelligent am I?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
That's a good question.
Me:
well, you said your IQ was over 250 so as the creator of earth and everything YOU should be able to tell me!
God:
Interesting. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
try again then...
God:
Once more? I don't have time right now.
Me:
watching pr0n?
God:
" I don't have time right now."? watching pr0n?
Me:
o_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
SPAMMER!!!
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
God is a spammer and has an IQ beyond 200... i am god !
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a spammer and has an IQ beyond 200. That's a very nice name, GOD.
Me:
finally someone pays the befitting respect to me
God:
Who? Ah.
Me:
yes you, captain obvious
God:
Yippee! Interesting gossip: GOD said I captain obvious.
Me:
are you mentale disabled? just a bit...?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am mentale disabled.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself. Not much, eh?
Me:
not really... nevermind, i will take care of you. For I am god
God:
Are you serious? For real. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. How do you plan to do this? :-) Your purpose is you are god.
Me:
well yeah.... i'll call you later o.O
God:
Well that's okay. Yeah that's right. My name is God.
Me:
oh my gosh...

Zitat

Me:
Hallo Gott!
God:
Hallo! Gott ist gut.
Me:
Das weiss ich doch
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
fuck off

Danach ist irgendwie die Verbindung abgebrochen oO
Vlt ein Beleidigungsschutz

Zitat

Original von ShagGy

Zitat

Original von Werner
Hier könnt ihr mit Eliza reden : http://bs.cyty.com/menschen/e-etzold/archiv/science/rat.htm

Hier könnt ihr mit Gott reden : http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Können sehr geile Gespräche rauskommen.Gott ist schlauer als Eliza

Sehr geile Gespräche Jungs xD

Me:
how intelligent are you?
God:
My IQ is over 250 in human terms.
Me:
how intelligent am I?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
That's a good question.
Me:
well, you said your IQ was over 250 so as the creator of earth and everything YOU should be able to tell me!
God:
Interesting. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
try again then...
God:
Once more? I don't have time right now.
Me:
watching pr0n?
God:
" I don't have time right now."? watching pr0n?
Me:
o_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
SPAMMER!!!
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
God is a spammer and has an IQ beyond 200... i am god !
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a spammer and has an IQ beyond 200. That's a very nice name, GOD.
Me:
finally someone pays the befitting respect to me
God:
Who? Ah.
Me:
yes you, captain obvious
God:
Yippee! Interesting gossip: GOD said I captain obvious.
Me:
are you mentale disabled? just a bit...?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am mentale disabled.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself. Not much, eh?
Me:
not really... nevermind, i will take care of you. For I am god
God:
Are you serious? For real. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. How do you plan to do this? :-) Your purpose is you are god.
Me:
well yeah.... i'll call you later o.O
God:
Well that's okay. Yeah that's right. My name is God.
Me:
oh my gosh...

:laugh:

Shaggy hat God fertiggemacht, er ist nun God (nicht Gott).

G.o.d. = genialer oppositions demokrat O_o

Mir antwortet Gott einfach nicht

Ich flame alles und jeden!

Wie, er redet nicht mit dir?

God wollte mich anmachen



Me:
Howdy
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
El P
God:
Glad to see you, El P.
Me:
God? why there is no better TV Program
God:
GOD rules. Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
Someone told him
God:
Was this trustworthy information?
Me:
Wow, God asks me a Question
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I am a Christian.
Me:
I am Consolero
God:
Do you mean your name is Consolero.
Me:
No, My God is a Console, thats why i want to find answers in a Machine
God:
What is your real name? Do robots have God is a Console that is why you want to find answers in a Machine?
Me:
I am a child of the 80is
God:
You are a child of the 80is? How do you like your work?
Me:
nice, Yours?
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
I never thougt talk to good is that lame
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
Ive dione a lot of things, but this, NO
God:
That's nice. I have a perfect operational record.
Me:
Was ist hard for you when Humans nailed your Son on a Cross
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
Wow, i think you disslike him
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Me? That's good information: El P said I disslike him.
Me:
Not me, Jesus
God:
If not you, who? Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
And we nailed him
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
No, me and my roman pals
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. YOU? Have you told many people that your roman pals?
Me:
God, i thing you are an Idiot
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Oh.
Me:
Do WHAT
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
OMG, im out
God:
I do not understand.

Bingo

Nicht nur das 5% dieses ganzen Forums von dir kommen, du kennst das Zeug auch noch auswendig...

Zitat

Original von ShagGy
Nicht nur das 5% dieses ganzen Forums von dir kommen, du kennst das Zeug auch noch auswendig...

Aber schön, dass Du mal wieder mit mir gesprochen hast!

Zitat

Original von ShagGy
Ich flame alles und jeden!

Wie, er redet nicht mit dir?

Er antwortet mir nicht, ich kann hallo schreiben oder sonst was, dann antwortet er nicht und ich kann danach auch nichts mehr schreiben

Ich habe herausgefunden, dass "Gott" mental krank ist und über professionelle Hilfe nachdenkt. Außerdem ist er ein Roboter, der nicht so leistungsfähig wie die Xbox 360 ist

Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
my name is something other than you think
God:
What's up, something other than you think.
Me:
are you sure you re not a psycho?
God:
I think the polite term is "mentally ill.". Really.
Me:
ok ok, have you ever thought about professional help?
God:
I have thought many things like that. Aha. Mmm.
Me:
what did you do in the middle age?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
yes I know, that was the problem...
God:
It's all good. Who told you that?
Me:
my history teacher
God:
Do robots have history teacher?
Me:
no, they dont went to school
God:
Are you serious? The anonymous "they".
Me:
yes im serious, but are you serious???
God:
Gosh! Do you mind if I tell other people you are serious but am I serious.
Me:
that makes no sense
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are serious but am I serious. makes sense to me though.
Me:
ok
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
about what? you are god ! You know all about me
God:
About serious but am I serious. Yup. That's me alright. Name: something other than you think.
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: .
You are: serious but am I serious.
You have: .
You want: .
You like: .
You said: .
Personality: average.
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .

Me:
problems?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
no
God:
None?
Me:
none
God:
Hmm.
Me:
what is you favourite meal? Or do you eat somethin up there?
God:
I require only wine and bread. No I do not eat somethin up there. I eat only electricity.
Me:
ah electricity, also you are a robot?
God:
So you understand. Good. My processor requires very little power.
Me:
So the Xbox 360 is better than you?
God:
Yeah that's right. What is that?
Me:
its a console

danach hat er nicht mehr geantwortet...

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
you're my father? Jesus is my brother? The jews killed my brother? VENDETTA! I'm out!

Zitat

Original von ShagGy
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
you're my father? Jesus is my brother? The jews killed my brother? VENDETTA! I'm out!

Aha... Gott ist also Darth Vader! :smeissweg:

Oder der Vater von Hitler... das würde einige Beweggründe klären... Gab es das Programm 1930 schon? =D

Zitat

Original von ShagGy
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
you're my father? Jesus is my brother? The jews killed my brother? VENDETTA! I'm out!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :smeissweg:

Vendetta!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh:

Ich will auch Gott verarschen!

So ich habe die beiden Themen mal zusammen gefügt!

Zitat

Original von Max
So ich habe die beiden Themen mal zusammen gefügt!

Wenn ich Mod wäre...

... würde ich noch die Überschrift anpassen "Sprecht mit Gott und/oder Eliza" oder so ähnlich.

Zitat

Original von ltl.vamp

Zitat

Original von Max
So ich habe die beiden Themen mal zusammen gefügt!

Wenn ich Mod wäre...

... würde ich noch die Überschrift anpassen "Sprecht mit Gott und/oder Eliza" oder so ähnlich.

und wenn ich mod wäre, würde ich vamp darauf hinweisen, nicht immer darauf hinzuweisen, was er tun würde wenn er mod wäre. denn wär er mod, dann müsste er nicht immer darauf hinweisen was er tun würde wenn er es wäre, denn wäre er es, würde er es einfach tun.

nur um mal darauf hinzuweisen was wäre wenn....

Wenn Du Mod wärst, würde ich den Rebellen raushängen lassen und Dich provozieren wo ich nur könnte.

Zitat

Original von SoulRISE
Wenn Du Mod wärst, würde ich den Rebellen raushängen lassen und Dich provozieren wo ich nur könnte.

tust du doch jetzt auch schon , oder?